In a perfect world

1. In a perfect world, I would wake up without bed hair and my makeup would already be perfectly applied!

2.  In a perfect world, there would be no such thing as laundry. 

3.  In a perfect world, everything would run on my time.  I would never be late!

4.  .....Chocolate would not be fattening. 

5.  ......I could just think about exercising and I'd loose weight. 

But then where would be the fun in all that?